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The real gift of the Magi

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3kingsThere’s a tremendous amount of disinfo in play regarding the Biblical story of the three Magi and how it relates to Horus, the Egyptian sky god, who incorporated the sun, moon and stars into one supreme supernatural entity long before the arrival of the Christian mythology.

The Jesus story was built on top of a much earlier Horus myth, and both have their origins in Sumeria and primitive astrology. I say primitive because when these myths were forged, everyone believed the earth was flat and at the center of the universe. Now we know better. But our mythologies remain clouded by past beliefs.

On the winter solstice, the sun reaches its most southern point in the sky and strangely hovers for three three days in the exact same location before making the annual trek north, a voyage that will end on the summer solstice (which is also the day Sirius, the brightest star in the sky, becomes visible above the horizon).

The story of the Magi as handed down in the Bible has been tinkered with, but I can interpret the real story using common sense as my guide. According to the Bible, the Magi brought gold, frankincense and myrrh to celebrate the birth of the Son. This seems unlikely, and I’d suggest the Three Kings from the East brought the three greatest medicines of their time, which may have been cannabis, frankincense and myrrh, the most fragrant terpene-rich plant oils, although opium seems like a possible replacement for myrrh. Someday the real medicinal value of these plants will re-emerge.

According to Plutarch, the Temple of Isis burned three different incense, one at dawn, one at noon, and one at sunset. He identified these as: frankincense, myrrh and kyphi. Doesn’t it seem reasonable to assume these are the gifts brought by the Three Kings to celebrate the Birth of the Son? So not only do they switch kyphi with gold, but then they bury the identity of kyphi. I say kyphi is cannabis, and maybe even an early version of wax and/or shatter.

Rather than keep our major religions clouded by dogma and superstition, I prefer to help them evolve and grow into the new millennium. Cannabis played a major role in the development of Christianity and most other religions, but was strangely removed as a sacrament and replaced with alcohol along the way. This terrible injustice needs to be rectified. We can honor the rituals, ceremonies and myths of fundamentalist religion, while rejecting their dogmas and superstitions, and fixing their problems internally.

Someday, I’ll publish a book detailing my interpretations of all the major religious myths, so instead of being brainwashed by bullshit, people can get some wisdom and perspective on these important issues.

Written by Steven Hager

December 18, 2014 at 7:21 am

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  1. The Bible says nothing about the Magi bringing their gifts to “celebrate the annual re-birth of the sun.” Any such reference, if it ever existed, would have been purged by the early church fathers when they were deciding what to censor in the New Testament.

    Eric Lipps

    December 18, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    • Technically, yes, but I merely speak of the myth reenacted around the world of three wise men from the east bringing gifts to the new born Jesus. Not that anyone realized Jesus was a reincarnation of the Sky God.

      Steven Hager

      December 18, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    • I fixed it by changing “rebirth of the sun” to “birth of the Son.”

      Steven Hager

      December 18, 2014 at 1:17 pm

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