Parable of the Phoenix
The Phoenix is a magical comet tied to the cannabis plant that re-emerges in cycles because energy comes in pulses across the multi-dimensional universes. She stands for peace and love and harmony of all things, but she is highly sought and often captured by the dark sorcerers known popularly as “the Illuminati.” These dark lords and ladies seek to clip the wings of the sacred Phoenix and lock her majesty in a dungeon to die without food or water so they can manipulate conflict for profit. Yet somehow, the Phoenix fashions a magic golden key out of thin air, and that key opens the door to the dungeon allowing Phoenix to fly free, her clipped wings magically healed by the first rays of sunlight.
It’s an epic struggle that comes around every century or two.